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Old July 2nd, 2003, 03:13 PM
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Default Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

The Primitive one, taking a rest from the endless slaughters on the hill (KOTH), wanders the dessert seeking a place of silence for his meditations. The time had come to seek the answers to some of the eternal questions confronting mankind:

Does God exist ?
What are the meaning of life ?
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Are those real ?

Finding a perfect place of solitude, the Primitive one sits down in Lotus position, smokes the holy weed and opens his mind to the void.

Free beer – free beer – free beer – free beer – free beer

Satisfied with the answer, Primitive finds his rusty (yet pointy) spear and hikes to the new cantina. Good to be back Tigga
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