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Old July 3rd, 2003, 11:46 PM
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Default Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

After Ragnarok falls completly to the ground in the middle of the Viking fight he is now the center of attention. All Vikings look to him and they look at each other once more and look back to Ragnarok. They begin charging at Ragnarok as Ragnarok exclaims, "Oh shiznit!" He begins to run as fast as he can across the land seeking shelter. But no weapons are being fired at him and he wonders why.

He continues running until he reaches a large castle with a moat around it. But the door is shut! He begins banging on the door to let him in before the Vikings catch him, but alas, they will not open the door to such a stranger in odd clothing. The crowd of Vikings finally reach the castle as well and they surround Ragnarok. But finally one of them begins to speak; "You are Holy One, no?"
Perplexed Ragnarok replies, "Holy One? I do not know of what you speak." in his best Viking voice. "You fall from sky. And survived. You must be Holy One."
Ragnarok realizing he could use this to his advantage says, "Oh yes, I am your holy one. What can I do for you?" The crowd begins to cheer and they come lift Ragnarok off the ground and they celebrate with wild parties late into the night.

When morning comes around Ragnarok explains that he must return to his home land so that he can better watch "his people" from above. The Vikings are saddend to see this time come but realize it is necessary. So Ragnarok tells them how they must do so. They load up on a large sail boat and begin rowing as fast as they can. They begin going so fast around the globe that it is slowing the earths rotation down. The suddenly in a bright flash Ragnarok and the boat along with the hoard of Vikings return to modern times. The Vikings are shocked at what it looks like compared to their old world.

Ragnarok proceeds to tell them that this RD person is attempting to hurt their "Holy One" and they are furious. The Viking Warriers storm into the Cantina and begin chasing RD around with their axes trying to behead him.
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