Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
Rags sits down as an ominous ticking sound proceeds to come from his rectum.
The patrons of the cantina overturn the tables and get behind them, kind of reminiscient of the 101st at Bastogne...
Wailing mournful music starts...the lights darken, and augmented by the ticking sound from Rag's fudge tunnel, GT proceeds to sing sad songs about the breifness of existence, the terseness of life and the end of being as it relates to having timebomb stuffed up your jacksy
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