[Growltigger]

Minipol, how ws your trip to bonny Scotland? and I guess you are never going back as you dont appreciate McEwans and Caledonian brew!

Me thinks that on behalf of the Scottish Brewing Industry, you shoud have a bash in our new orgasmatron, when Erax has finished tinkering with it. It will be grand, you get to watch the 1998 World Cup Final, whilst listening to samba music, being doused in Bacaradi whilst being gently pleasured in some unfathomable manner.

Oh, if you would prefer, we can do a Belgian Version which means you get to watch German TV, listen to that Wally Henk or whatever his name was, get doused in Duval and Fou Fon, and are slapped around the face with a nieuw haring