[Erax]

OK, it's Saturday, time to fill out the 'tron library. RD, Mac, please wear these 'Phong's Head Cantina' caps for the day. See, I have mine on already.

No one else here ? We can get started, then.

The Cantina's back doors open and the FBWs, clones and former space marines come out, dressed in a variety of costumes (neeedless to say, they are all skimpy). They clear away a space in the center of the Cantina, which rises to become a stage. The lights go dim.

Throughout the day, the Cantina clones will alternately be singing and dancing on the stage and serving drinks to the patrons. All of the patron's, um, thoughts, will be picked up by the psych transmitters in the Cantina caps they wear and transmitted to the 'tron computer, where they will be classified and stored in the database.

So enjoy yourselves folks. If there's anything you'd like to see, speak up and we'll arrange it.