Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
"I'm sorry, but I can't help you. I'm no longer a virgin."
"What, you mean some guy bested you in combat ?"
"Yes... technically."
"Technically ? What do you mean ?"
"Well, actually, it was, um... at tiddlywinks."
"Tiddlywinks !!??? Damn ! And I'm good at tiddlywinks, too !" (this is from the Discworld PC game).
Anyway, back to affairs at the Cantina... Erax is well on his way to the nearest horizon while Sid lags farther and farther behind (all that armour sure cuts down on his speed, hm ?). Soon he loses Sid and doubles back into a hidden Cantina exit, surprising a bunch of Frenchmen who were staking it out and expecting him to come out, not go in. Once in the tunnels, he grabs a hypertaser off a convenient shelf and zaps Bugz, bringing him to a halt (yes, now the bunny has a name).
Hmmm... time to distract the Boss and his clients ! Erax activates the first of his defenses, and releases a dozen Ronaldo clones, wearing the Brazilian team's uniform, into the Cantina and surrounding grounds.
BLast away Boss, bLast away.
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Have you ever had... the sudden feeling... that God is out to GET YOU?
Well, my girl dumped me and I'm stuck with the raftmates from Hell in the middle of the sea and... what was the question again???
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