Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
But our plucky Brazilian tinkerer forgot to note that old Bugz has been "nobbled" with a locator beacon..
Sid, slobbering at the mouth at hungry for rabbit flesh, burrows through the walls of the cantina and appears right behind of Erax.
However, Sid is expecting to murder a rabbit, and the sight of all those Ronaldo's with their buck teeth making him look like rodentia is sufficient to momentarily confuse the vicious ferret. He rapidly bites a couple of ronaldos in half, lunges at Erax, grabs him and proceeds back to the great sabertoothed feline, who is gentle toasting a large sharp pointy (yet rusty) spike in the furnace...
Meanwhile, the Frenchmen, having finally got through the barricade, catch sight of the remaining Ronaldos and proceed to let rip, all that can be heard are various Gallic cheers and the sound of yellow jersey splatting damply against the walls...
Hmm, says Tigga donning his marigold kitchen gloves, I have heard what those customs inspectors get up to and have adamn fine idea of how to show Erax the error of his nasty Brazilian ways!
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