[quote]Originally posted by dogscoff:
[QB] *Dogscoff swaggers up to the cantina, tanned and fat after two delightful weeks in Sri Lanka.
You spawny get, I havn't had a holiday since September and am really feeling it. Sri Lanka? where were you? I thought it a rather lovely place indeed when I went there back in 1997
He's eager to celebrate his recent wedding by buying a round or Arrak for everyone, getting thoroughly drunk
Congratulations, I had no idea that your young lady (assuming that it is a young lady) had had the poor sense to agree to marry you
I assume you caught in a moment of weakness, such as when she was shopping for shoes or something. We need some getting thoroughly drunk round here. As you can see the cantina has died a death!
and then and performing a traditional Sri Lankan wedding dance on 'Tigga's head (while wearing somewhat less than traditional pair of football boots.)
As a mark of respect for the new Mrs Dogscoff, I will not remove your happy sacks for that remark, nor will I employ Erax's freshly roasted red hot poker in its traditional fashion!