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Old November 19th, 2003, 06:15 PM
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Default Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

I have done some research into this phenom of "mooning" at the University of Alogramis Cheeks. It appears that this custom started sometime back in ancient times, exact date unknown, but does appear in many records handed down thru the ages. It began as a sensual act and was considered most sexual in nature. It was usually done in pagan rites during a full moon, thus the term "mooning". It was also used in battle among the more civilized tribes and was used as a weapon against their opponents. The process was that before a battle, the army would indulge in a horrendus orgy of gluttony of various concoctions. On the following morning as the enemy advanced, they would lift their kilts/drop drawers, turn around, bend over and then at the order, produce an extreme amount of methane which was aimed toward their foe. Of course this depended on the wind at the time. Alas, sometimes when the wind was wrong, the army would have to withhold their combustional attack, which in turn made for a very "long" day. There are documented facts concerning this, where whole armies disintegrated just due to wind change. The concept is forthright and interesting as to the varius aspects of mooning in ancient times to the present. Further research shall enhance many many hours of study, however, Due to other commitments I shall have to put it off as I have other pressing research projects to complete.

The 2 moons over the British Isles as illustrated by the most recent expose, have been heralded by many as the shining light upon the waters. It apparently has been mentioned as a form of artistic expression and many photographs of the moons have been taken and have been sent to the Furry Feline to adorn his established residence, so he may fully capture the true essance. I understand that some photos have been encrusted with a tinge of lamperous settings to make them seem alive for the beholder.


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