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Originally posted by geoschmo:
Hehe Rd. I was thinking about doing something like this the other day. Only I was going to take it a step further and make a continuous tape of me rusteling papers and saying "Don't hang up, I'll be right there." every few seconds. Just to keep them hanging on a little longer. Set the phone down, press play on the tape and go to the movies or something. ROFL!

Geoschmo

I've done this. Sometimes I also enjoy playing with them in various ways. Depends on the personality on the other line. Many of them aren't so bad themselves but their evil company is paying them and the phone company for the time. Entertain them with the sounds of a game with nice violnet scream-ridden sound effects, or some music. Try to discuss topics of interest with them. Have fun roleplaying a goofy character. Laugh like a maniac who knows there is a time bomb under their chair. Tell them about Space Empires - ask them for tactical advice. Three-way dial them to the Story Line, or Wal-Mart customer service, or 1-800 numbers for annoying products.

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