[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by Mathias_Ice:
Yeah, I heard that and laughed! That's what you get for thinking I should be paying for something you should be taking care of. But, let's face it, we both know you'll get the Last laugh.

Hrmph. Like Dave Barry said in his column a couple of weeks ago...

Maybe we could pay the telemarketing industry not to call us, kind of like paying "protection money" to organized crime. Or maybe we could hire organized crime to explain our position to telemarketing industry executives, who would then be given a fair opportunity to respond, while the cement was hardening.