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The Daily Splurge

Shipset pensioner raided in tax-dodge scam scandal.

Police carried out a dramatic raid this morning at the Portland home of celebrated shipset artist Atrocities, in connection with an alleged pension tax-scam. One person was arrested, and various graphics files and software seized for examination by experts.

SEIV relationship-support helplines were flooded with calls in April when the well-known Trekkie publicly and contraversially retired from shipset creation in April. However, it is now alleged that Atrocities has continued to produce shipsets in his retirement, while still claiming his pension and all the associated tax benefits.

Mr. Atrocities' accountant and the Portland SEIV Investigatory Body remain unavailable for comment.

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