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Old July 23rd, 2003, 10:22 AM
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre

A woman is sitting in a chinese restaurant, waiting for her meal. Suddenly, a duck comes up to her with a single red rose in it's bill. It drops the rose before her and then says "you are the most beautiful woman on earth, your hair is like sunlight and your eyes are like diamonds."

The woman immediately calls the waiter over, saying "I ordered aromatic duck..."
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