Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
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Originally posted by geoschmo:
More riddles...
These are joke riddles. The answers aren't real answers but plays on words.
1. How does a mother sheep carry her babies?
2. What do you get if you cross an insect and a rabbit?
3. What invention lets you see through walls?
4. What fly has laryngitis?
5. How many animals did Moses take into the ark?
6. How much dirt is in a hole measuring 2 feet x 5 feet?
7. What do you call an alligator's helper?
8. I have two U.S. coins totaling 6 cents, but one of them is not a penny. What are the two coins?
9. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
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I'll take a stab at a few.
1. On her baaaaack? [edit: wait a second, ewes are the females.. doh!]
2. no answer
3. windows
4. no answer
5. Noah did the ark thing, not Moses
6. holes are empty
7. lunch?
8. a nickel and a penny (the nickel is not a penny)
9. to reach its head?
[ July 31, 2003, 19:35: Message edited by: DarkHorse ]
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