And now for a joke, it's a little long, but one of my Favorites.
A young couple decides to become members at the local church. The minister tells them they are welcome to join, but that this church has a particular bit of doctrine. All new members as a show of their faith and dedication to God must abstain from any sexual relations for a period one month.
Being newlyweds and very much in love this is something of a difficulty for the couple, but they really want to be members of this church so they agree to the condition.
After a month they return for a meeting with the minister and he asks them how it went.
"Well Minister, it went ok for a few weeks. But then one day I turned around and my lovely bride was bent over getting some food out of the freezer. The very sight of her figure got my blood to racing and I had to have her. We tried to resist, but ended up making love right there on the floor in front of the freezer."
"Well my son, obviously you are a very passionate young man. But I am sorry, you are not suitable to join our church."
"That's ok Minister, I'm not suprised. They won't let us back in that grocery store either."
