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Nixon the Reindeer.

One of the historically least highly regarded of all of Santa's reindeer. Known by his fellow sleigh pullers as a shifty manipulative S.O.B. who tended towards bouts of paranoia. Managed towards the end of his career to acchieve his lifelong goal of being lead reindeer, but was forced to resign in disgrace before his term ended after a group of his elf operatives bungled a break in of Donders office to, quote, "Find out what that little weasel has on me."

Main positive event of his tenure was leading Santa's team into mainland China for the first time, finally bringing the joy of Christmas to hundreds of millions of good little Chinese boys and girls.

[ August 01, 2003, 19:47: Message edited by: geoschmo ]