[Wardad]

> >Know Your State's Motto
> >
> >Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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> >Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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> >Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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> >Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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> >California: By 30, Our Women Have More PLastic Than Your Honda
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> >Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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> >Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet
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> >Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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> >Florida: Home of the headless drivers
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> >Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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> >Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
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> >Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ..... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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> >Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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> >Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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> >Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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> >Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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> >Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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> >Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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> >Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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> >Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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> >Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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> >Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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> >Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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> >Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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> >Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars Hard At Work
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> >Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing crazies, and Very Little Else
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> >Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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> >Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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> >New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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> >New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto right here!
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> >New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
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> >New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney ....
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> >North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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> >North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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> >Ohio: Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake By The Lake (Cleveland)
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> >Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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> >Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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> >Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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> >Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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> >South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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> >South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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> >Tennessee: The Edjucashun State
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> >Texas: Si' Hablo Ingles
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> >Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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> >Vermont: Yep
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> >Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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> >Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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> >Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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> >West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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> >Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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> >Wyoming: Where Men Are Men .... and the sheep are scared!