[Loser]

Originally posted by Wardad:
> You live in Colorado when...
> 1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
> 2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he
> stops at the day care center.
> 3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
> 4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

Sounds about right, but you missed...

Every time the economy booms everyone talks about all the 'high-tech' jobs coming to the area, "Silicon Mountain" and all that jazz, every time it falters in the slightest they are the first to go.

gosh darn At Will Employment

A tan is valued, but an even tan denotes inactivity.