BUTTERCUPS
Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow manages to hit his ball into the woods, finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ends up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden, POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appears.
She says, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!" THEN, POOF.... she is gone.
After Dave gets hold of himself, he hollers for his friend, Fred. "Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Dave yells back, "DON'T SWING, FRED! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!"