Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
Thought for the Day
"Life isn't like a box of chocolates.....
it's more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today,
might burn your butt tomorrow."
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A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent.
The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean.
She says, Well, the first 100% you can imagine.
In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!"
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So many ugly women, so little beer.
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