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Old September 4th, 2003, 09:00 AM
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The copper wus leggin' it afta this geeza darrn the chainy when iz torch fell n e bugg'd darrn the ol' apples n pears e nearly brarn-trou'd imself', und e stretch the swannie t see is ol' dear stand'n dare in the buff.
near as i can tell, a cop was chasing somebodey and climbing a chain-link fence when he dropped his flashlight. during which, he or somebody else, lost his pants.

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[ September 04, 2003, 08:10: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]
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