September 4th, 2003, 04:04 PM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
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3. There are two pLastic jugs filled with water.
How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?
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If the barrel in question was that of a double-barrelled weapon, you could pour one jug of water down each 
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5. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
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Xmas Eve, Xmas Day, Boxing day.
Oh, and Narf, you're not even close, I recommend a correspondence course at the Dick Van Dyke school of painfully bad cockney. |