[narf poit chez BOOM]

a few points to cool your temper.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

automatic reflex, some people talk with there hands.

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

the remote is an item they own, nobody wants to lose something they own.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

yes, but you can't have a cake and eat all of a cake.

4. When people say "it's always the Last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butt!

yes, but what they mean is it's the Last place they would look.

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

it's an exclaimation of suprise.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

there being exesivily polite. you can then growl at them before they actually ask there question. and you do have a choice. you can ignore them.

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

advertising is at least 50% lies. in this case, their trying to convince how much better it is. consider this back-up for your analysis.

8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

what they mean is life is going by fast.

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb--s?

the bus might have come and you might have missed it. in this case, there asking 'do i have to wait a long time, relatively, for the bus to come around again?'.

yes, i know you probably got this off a website. but if these things bother you, you really need to relax and listen to what people are really saying. because, for some reason, humans don't always say what they mean, even when there communicating what they mean.

the mouse is analytical tonight.