
September 6th, 2003, 01:23 AM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
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Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
a few points to cool your temper.
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Angry man ranting about things that don't really matter is funny. I know some people don't like this style, but George Carlin, Dennis Miller, Hunter S. Thompson, Dennis Leary, and even Jerry Seinfield make quite a bit of money off making people laugh at this stuff.
That said, look here. You know you want to. You can get things like the following.
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excess 9 all to to be hated things,:
1. Popolila not with its pulse when to request by the time... I know, where my pulse of the detonation that I am bar, where hell I am with you? I move in my cramp, if I to request, of where toletta?
2. They stop the person, that one that can above obtain to list ulteriorly of its cook, the end to try ignition the zone completes the external part of the game of the television, because it rejects, to the game of the television and the change to go the advice manually.
3. If people said "Oh, would wish to make him her cakes straight and to eat too". Putrefa the right part! Good which is a cake, if you he cannot eat them?
4. If people always to "it passed of the place you look" opinion. He is natural. For which hell he to continue the lheo to occupy the one that based? People do this? Who and where is? Its extremity goes that it gives an effect!
5. If people to say with the commentary of the film of "did, see that?" To lose, I did not pay $12, the end to come to the film of I he and the alla.vista to the premises from the repaired floor.
6. People, those too much question?" "Can I ignited around to the attitude you;... he requests. One chosen did not give, given it really here to the forms the sun of already?
7. If he is new something it turns ' e! mejoradó. Which is he? If it is new, therefore never he gave to something before him. If it is an improvement, later something before it must have and.
8. If people to say, "life are short". That thing? The life is the thing more of possible length putrid, the those all same ones that never! That thing can do that one you are longer you?
9. If you stop to take well-taken care of of the sweep-bus and you them "Has have the necessity somebody, until yet?" of the sweep-bus; it comes. If the sweep-bus to come, deaf person -- of S it arrested here?
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