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Old September 6th, 2003, 04:06 AM
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre

Maria had a small lamb, small lamb, marcature small, Maria had a small lamb that that trapunte this began that the snow was the woman of the objective of the woman.



Here's a list of the new features in WinXP that's probably more accurate than the standard one:
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The edges of Windows XP with dispositi again you, program improvement and the tools to him. He sees what___s of the news; he makes the examinación of a Exkursion of the maintenance; They approximately inform to the programs the fact that Windows XP, including that one the systems, contains accessore of the equipment and the communications and the programs of the maintenance. Lee to contain of the article of the complete descriptions, the end to obtain the main duties of the beginning for the conclusion. He tries the marks for him is in the glossario, trusting not very. He in line learns the advantages of the celebrity of his copy of Windows XP.


And this one, which started out as "Do you, John, take this woman, Mary, to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward?":

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For Kong Shi during of grippi of two days and for and of this woman and von maul to the left of the progress wedded to woman, is is he political it due to the signal of the marcatura, cyon of the part, that he and disappears, has?
The progression there was especially amusing.

[ September 06, 2003, 03:18: Message edited by: Krsqk ]
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