[Loser]

Strange things happen when you translate the following line.

just a reminder to all employees, please keep your hands off of Matt's computer. It does not belong to you so you do not have permission to use it.

express that all the rectum a service repeated with him uses to him, far requests its moved hands with distant from chechmate of the calculation. It does not belong to him, therefore, not who the permission to be used.

A friend sent this, and it's final product to me with the question "where did the rectum come from?".

Looks like "reminder" ~ "callback" = "recto un servicio repetido" = "rectum a service repeated"...

Those crazy Spanish.