And now for something completely different...
It's a little known fact that after destroying the evil Galactic Empire, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia went on to run a flea circus.
So one evening Luke was training the fleas and he said to Leia, "Hey Leia, come over here... the fleas won't jump."
Leia came over and looked at the fleas, poked them with her finger, said, "Yep, they won't jump, Luke."
Luke said to Leia, "Well we can't go and run a flea circus if the fleas won't jump! You've got to have some idea WHY!"
So Leia sang a song, and that explained to Luke why the fleas wouldn't jump.
WHAT SONG DID LEIA SING?
(Hint: It's a pun on a song from "Guys & Dolls"
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