[Wardad]

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a
night light, turned on the answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and
put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and
requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to
leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into
the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat
the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get
the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't
want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi
driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say
goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long,"
he says, as they drive away. "Stupid ***** was hiding under the bed. Had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her
in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat
*** downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver veered off the road and hit a parked car...