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Old September 11th, 2003, 11:10 PM
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre

Have you ever stopped to read instruction labels on products?
Here are some things you can find on instruction labels.

ON A HAIR DRYER
Do not use while sleeping

ON A BAG OF FRITOS
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP
Dierecions: use like regular soap

ON A FROZEN DINNER
serving suggestion: defrost

ON A HOTEL_PROVIDED SHOWER CAP
fits one head

ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESSERT
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box)

ON MARKS&SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
Product will be hot after heating

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
do not iron clothes on body

ON BOOT"S CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
do not drive cars or operate machinery

ON NYTOL (a brand of sleeping tablet)
Warning: may cause drowsiness

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
Warning: keep out of children

ON A STRING OF CHINESE_MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
for indoor or outdoor use only

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
Not to be used for the other use

ON SAINSBURY"S PEANUTS
Warning: contains nuts

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
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