HOW TO TELL IF YOUR SON IS GAY OR STRAIGHT
(Note: This joke is not in any way intended to be offensive to gay people. Or straight people, for that matter!
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To find out if your son is gay or straight, take him to a football game. Then on the way home, ask him how many cheerleaders there were at the game.
If he says, "I dunno, Dad, I wasn't looking at the cheerleaders," he might be gay.
On the other hand, if he says, "Eight divided by two is four... four cheearleaders, Dad, there were four," he's DEFINITELY straight!
