Two geeks walk into a bar and sit down...
One geek says to the other, "You know, I had the strangest dream Last night. I dreamed that Windows XP had a secret lockout feature that keeps anyone who uses it from sleeping with more than 32 women!"
The other geek turns to him ans says, "That's completely ridiculous - everyone knows that the mere act of
touching a computer prevents you from sleeping with more than 0 women!"
(yes, this joke is inspired by an actual dream I had Last night!
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