[rdouglass]

A teacher, a doctor, and a lawyer were driving home together from a fishing trip when the vehicle blows a tire and flips over killing all three.

As they all stood in line waiting to be checked for admittance into heaven, the three started discussing how the world would remember them and what they hoped people would say about them at their wake.

The teacher said "I want people to say how I was a fine educator and how some of my students grew into prominent positions of stature."

The doctor said "I want people to say how I was a skilled surgeon and saved many lives and enhanced many others."

The lawyer said " I want people to say 'Look, he's moving!!!"