Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
[Actual comments from sports commentators they wish they
could take back.]
Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch & Jerk Event:
"This is Gegoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this mor-
ning during her warm up and it was amazing."
Ted Walsh, Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a love-
ly horse and I speak from personal experience since I moun-
ted her mother."
At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that
nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the Cox
of the Oxford crew."
Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is
playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife
takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I
just said?"
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