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Old October 6th, 2003, 09:02 PM
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I look horrible, fat & ugly.... pay me a compliment."

He replies, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect."
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