[Parasite]

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap.
Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and returns to reading her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and
says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replies...as she thinks to herself, "isn't that obvious?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have you charged with rape," snaps the woman.

"But, I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"Yes, that's true, she replies, "but you do have all the equipment."

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.