Something like this actually happened to my mom once... (She was the little girl
)
Little girl: Sister, what's the difference between Christians and Jews?
Nun: Well, for one thing, Christians believe that Jesus is God, but Jews don't.
Little girl: Really? (thinks) That's an awful strange thing to base a religion on, isn't it? I mean, what do they do at their churches, go around singing songs like "Jesus Ain't God And This I Know, 'Cause The Talmud Don't Say So"?
