One Sunday, a priest, knowing that God would see him were he out on the golf course, stayed home instead and played Tiger Woods Pro Golf 2004 on his PC. But since God is omnipresent, God saw him anyway and came to him and said, "Father! What are you doing playing golf on a Sunday? You know I could send you to Hell for that!" The priest stammered, "Golf? This isn't really golf... it's only a computer game!"
God's reply? "All right then, I'll send you to VIRTUAL hell - from now on, you can only play Everquest!"
