[Growltigger]

A husband and wife are in their bedroom. The man is in bed, reading a sports magazine, the wife is standing naked in front of the mirror looking at herself.

She says, "Darling, I really am feeling down, my fair is going gray and is a mess, I have laughter lines and crows feet, I have a double chin, my breasts are sagging, I am fat and the cellutlite on my thighs is like sandpaper, my backside is growing to be like two sides of beefs and my legs are full of varicose veins and are horrible, please say something nice to me, I need cheering up".

The man looks up from his paper and says "love, your eyesight is 20/20"