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Old November 13th, 2003, 06:34 PM
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
"Run!" commanded the English professor turned bomb squad member as the timer clicked down toward zero.

"It was too a syntactically correct sentence." he replied as the bomb exploded.

Oh, the dangers of using the English language correctly.
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