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Old November 15th, 2003, 04:12 AM
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Two guys are shopping in a supermarket when their carts collide.. One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was looking for my wife."..

"What a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife as well, and I'm getting

a little desperate.".. "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does

your wife look like?".. "She's tall, with long blond hair, long firm legs,

huge boobs and a very nice tight butt. What's your wife look like?"..

"Never mind, let's look for yours
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