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Old November 17th, 2003, 12:53 PM
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I remember when all this be again...

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The
surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at
his bike.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a
question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the
motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and
asked, "So Doc, look at this engine I open its heart, take valves out,
fix'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So
how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks,
when you and I are doing basically the same work?

The surgeon paused, then smiled and leaned over and whispered to the
mechanic..... "Try doing it with the engine running!
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