[narf poit chez BOOM]

a really bad joke...

once apon a time, there was a fisherman who went out farther and in more dangerous weather than anyone else. in fact, he went out no matter the weather, even in gales. when the other fishermen asked him how he did it, this fisherman, who wasn't very articulate, just mumbled "no capsize." this left the other fishermen very puzzled. what did it mean? did he mean that he couldn't capsize? that he knew some secret to keep from capsizing? did he just not capsize and not know why? however, they got their answer's finally, after many weeks of asking, when they learned it was something he didn't have that they did. the fisherman, obviously making an effort, pointed firmly at his hatless head and said "no cap size."

i told you it was a really bad joke and i'm not responcible for any mental trauma, nail biting, intense urges to kill me, halotosis or going out fishing without a hat and getting mauled by the other fishermen for a gross violation of etiquete*.

*i have never been fishing.