[Slynky]

"Pun Man" strikes again:

Two peanuts walk into a rowdy bar. One was asalted.
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't
start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food in
here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says "A beer
please, and one for the road."
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Two antenna meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony
wasn't much but the reception was great.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste
funny to you?"
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly "I
was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said
Dolly. "It's true, no bull!"
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Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says
"Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
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I went to a seafood disco Last week.... and pulled a mussel.
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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says
"Dam!"