[Erax]

A man dies and goes to heaven, but is told that Heaven is full at the moment and that he will be temporarily assigned to Hell. Furious at this (and remembering all the fun stuff he never did just so he could get into Heaven), he demands to see St. Peter. St. Peter arrives, takes him to a quiet corner and says, "You know, Hell is not what you think. There are no torture devices or fire, we made those up so you people on Earth would behave. In fact, Hell is similar to Earth, except that everyone owns a car and there's beer and women for everyone."

The guy has a hard time believing this, but given that it's St. Peter telling him these things he finally gives in and signs the transfer forms. The angel at the desk smiles and points him to an elevator.

He enters the elevator, and the Devil enters right after him. The doors close and the elevator starts going down, as the Devil rubs his hands and snickers.

The man, who by now is tired of being pushed around, faces the Devil and says, "You don't scare me, pal. I have it on good authority that Hell is just like Earth, except that everyone owns a car and there's beer and women for everyone."

"The devil grins and says, "Yes, but the car is Russian, the beer is American and the women are psychologists."