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Old January 2nd, 2004, 02:58 AM
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Both Presidents were shot in the head.
And if they had been shot somewhere else, they probably wouldn’t have died.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
This is false. Lincoln had no one in his staff on record named Kennedy.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Booth was from Maryland. A border state, but remained part of the Union during the war.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Booth was born in 1838.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named Kennedy.
Uh, Ford’s theatre dude.

Booth ran from the theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
That’s a stretch. It was a barn being used for storage. Not exactly a warehouse.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Cute. I think you meant to say he was in Marilyn Monroe. But that is false as well. She died over a year before the assasination.

[ January 03, 2004, 05:20: Message edited by: geoschmo ]
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