Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
Well, for my contribution, 'How many mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?'
If it's the elders, one to put in charge of changing the lightbulb, all the rest to suggest an apropriate lightbulb-changing activity and then 10 to play basketball.
if it's the relief society, three to organise it, five to bring refreshments, five to decorate, one to change the bulb and everyone else to eat the refreshments and talk.
If it's the bishopric (bishop and two councilers), one - to delagate it to the elders.
If it's the high priests, three. one to bring a chair, one to bring the oxygen bottles and masks and one to stand on the chair and change the bulb.
if it's the aaronic priesthood - one. he stands on a chair, puts the bulb in the socket and the whole world revolves around him.
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