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Old March 18th, 2004, 05:05 AM
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Three friends from the local congregation were asked,
"When you're In your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said:
"I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a Fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Eugene commented:
"I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."
Don said:
"I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"
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