[Randallw]

A primary school teacher is teaching her small charges about politics. Being a good Democrat she explains how sensible the Democratic platform is. At the end of the lesson she asks her pupils
"now, who thinks they are a Democrat?"
all the little boys and girls eager to please their teacher puts up their hands, except one little girl.
"Suzie, why don't you want to be a Democrat?"
"Because my daddy is a Republican, and my mommy is a Republican, and they raised me to be a good Republican"
Angry at this dissension the teacher says
"Thats silly, what if your mother and father were stupid"
"Then I'd be a Democrat"

Now I'm neither a Democrat or a Republican, I'm not even American, but you probably wouldn't understand if I said Labour and Liberal. All you Democrats can change it to Democrat if you want to. I read it on a Republican endorsement website.

Edit: And I was worried about being offensive till I went back a few pages and saw wardads republican post.

[ April 23, 2004, 09:31: Message edited by: Randallw ]