[Randallw]

A cannibal and his son are hunting in the jungle for dinner. They come across the fattest female Zoologist they have ever seen looking at some monkeys.
"Can we have her for dinner?" says the son.
"No son, too much fat. Definitely not good for you" replies the father, and they continue on.
Soon they find a skinny Botanist looking at some rare flowers.
"What about her, Dad?" asks the son.
"No Son" replies the father "theres not a bit of meat on her"
After some more searching they come across a young female explorer, the most attractive, fitest, blonde they have ever seen.
"She'll do" says the father.
So he keeps the blonde and has his wife for dinner.