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Old June 4th, 2004, 04:35 AM
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
Things you can say to your computer but not your girlfriend:

Oh great, spam again.

You're cheap compared to my Last one.

Stop offering me Viagra.

Let go of my floppy.

Hibernate.

It went down.

Whoops! Wrong port.

Next year I'm getting rid of you and I'm getting a new model.
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